The perfect night for JOE FISHERMAN, SLASH, OBI-WAN, HERO, and ZARDODACK'S fight to continue.
The battle started on a night just like the battle befor. All though they all got smarter and JOE FISHERMAN, SLASH, OBI-WAN, and HERO each show up with weapons, ZARDODACK was to weak to pick one up. SLASH had to defeat DEATH for his wich was DEATH'S syth. JOE FISHERMAN showed up with a spiked mace wich was stained with blood, his explenation was " a small army tryed to destroi me. OBI-WAN appeared at the battle wielding his 500 year old bastard swoard. There too, was blood all over this, because the black knight wouldn't let him go over the bridge peacefully... HERO at least showed up with a small rusty dagger that tickled people. When asked about it, she said that she stole it from TINKERBELL and tied her up. ZARODACK told everyone that he came with a surprise of his own. Everyone was curious as to what it was.
SLASH trained wish OBI-WAN and JOE FISHERMAN heavily over the years since the first battle. ZARDODACK had spent all his time in his small castle masturbating to pictures of his cat. His arms had gotten much, much, stronger. HERO didn't get any stronger however. She spent all of her time reading romance novels by people who couldn't get any in real life, so put their fantasies on paper and sold them to people for rediculously high prices.
JOE FISHERMAN, SLASH, and OBI-WAN still had there alliance. ZARDODACK had pissed HERO off, so she terminated there alliance.
JOE FISHERMAN had gotten tired of standing around and said "lets get this fight started all ready".
Just as the fight was starting the moon was comeing out and ZARODACK said "here it is" as everyone was wondering what his surpise was.
As the moon finally came into sight ZARDODACK started to turn into a monkey, realising that he got the spell rong he herd HA HA HA!!! from JOE FISHERMAN, SLASH, OBI-WAN, HERO, and everyone in the crowd. ZARDODACK grew angry and killed the crowd with a spell again.
So ZARDODACK turned back into a weak vampire. SLASH said "you should have stade as a mokey, you would probubly have a better chance agenst us".
Then out of nowere ALUCARDE and RICTER BELMONT showed up and demanded that they stop this pointless fighting.
As they were makeing a speech about it JOE FISHERMAN was paying no attention to what they were saying. All he cared about was killing ZARDODACK.
Then he realised that ZARDODACK had an evil look on his face and was looking at ALUCARDE and RICTER. Then in a flash he casted a spell on them both and comanded them to attack SLASH and HERO. As they charged forward SLASH thought that they were both attacking him and swung the back of his syth and hit them both in the head wich let them regane there conchusnes and attacked ZARDODACK for casting the spell.
SLASH and everyone else dicided to join in the fun. As JOE FISHERMAN poped up in front of ZARDODACK and punched him into the armes of RECTER. RICTER started pownding away at him.
SLASH and OBI-WAN poped up in front of HERO and swung there weapons at her as HERO swung her little rusty dagger at them. OBI-WAN slashes her down her back and SLASH pirces her threw her stomack. SLASH says "lets spare her untill the next fight". OBI-WAN agrees and they go to fight ZARDODACK.
Mean while ZARDODACK had gotten away from RICTER, ALUCARD, and JOE FISHERMAN and was starting to cast a spell to summun an army of darknes wich consisted of skeletons, zombies, and other dead creaters of darknes.
He finally finished his spell and the army of darknes apired out of nowere. ZARDODACK said "half of you attack JOE FISHERMAN half of you go attack SLASH and the rest of you go attack OBI-WAN". JOE FISHERMAN, SLASH, OBI-WAN, ALUCARD, RICTER, and HERO were not the only ones who were confused, ZARDODACKS army was confused. In confusement the army of darknes started to kill eachother. ZARDODACK finaly gets them to stop fighting, but realizes that OBI-WAN is already chargeing forwerd traight into the battle laughing every step of the way. JOE FISHERMAN says "what the hell does he think he is doing"?
As he finaly reaches the army of darknes, he swings his bastard sword, cuting down 2, or 3 enemies every time he swings. Then they swarm around him and everyone looses sight of him. But then everyone was taken by surprise as one hole side of the army gets blown away from a what looked like a shock wave. OBI-WAN had learned a new techneq, he could swing his sword and create a shock wave totaly anialating anything in it's path. He does the same thing to the other side wich takes out the entire army.
OBI-WAN just walks away with a few cuts and brusise. Zardodack is extremly pissed off at OBI-WAN and everyone else stands around with there jaws droped. Then JOE FISHERMAN sees that ZARDODACK is destrackted by his anger and decides to make his move, so he moves as fast as he can and pops up in front of ZARDODACK and says "I finaly have a chance finish you off". JOE FISHERMAN swings his spiked mace and bashes ZARDODACK in the chest wich crushes all of his ribs and forces them into his heart, he flyes back tword OBI-WAN and he sticks out his sword and pirces ZARDODACK. SLASH catches on to this and popes up in front of ZARDODACK and says "I hope you go straight to hell", and finishes the job by swinging his syth and cuting his head clean off.
Then SLASH says now for HERO. Then JOE FISHERMAN says "now is not the time, the sun will be up in about half an hour, we have to get home". SLASH said "DAMNIT!!!".
So they
all say good by and they all go home.
TO BE CONTINUDE. . . .