The battle started on a lovely night where the mighty JOE FISHERMAN and SLASH tricked ZARDODACK, HERO, and OBI-WAN into being angery at them. They did this because they whanted to fight them, for the only time they are truly happy is when they are in battle. Since JEO FISHERMAN and SLASH get along they decided to make an aliance. ZARDODACK and HERO did the same thing, not because they got along which they never did. They made an aliance because they were siblings. OBI-WAN with his stubernes decided not to alie with ZARDODACK and HERO, because he liked to fight solo.
As both
JOE FISHERMAN and SLASH got tired of standing arownd staring at each other,
JOE FISHERMAN said, "let the fight begin."
As JOE FISHERMAN and SLASH finaly make there first attack and charged forwerd as HERO and OBI-WAN do the same realizing that ZARDODACK has courdly hid behind a tree. The action made by ZARDODACK made OBI-WAN stop and laugh.
As JOE FISHERMAN and SLASH where charging SLASH said "you take HERO and I will go ahed for OBI-WAN".
JOE FISHERMAN and HERO finaly reach echother and start pownding away at echother.
Finaly OBI-WAN and SLASH reach eachother, As SLASH pulls his fist back like he is going to strike, OBI-WAN surprises SLASH and drops to his nees and says, "please don't kill me, I want to be in your aliance". As SLASH thinks about it he reaches out his hand and says, "get up, lets go help JOE FISHERMAN kick the crap out of HERO".
As SLASH and OBI-WAN reaches JOE FISHERMAN and HERO they stand and listen to them call eachother names and yell at eachother. JOE FISHERMAN says "if that is the best you can do I might as well go fight DRACULA ".
That makes HERO mad and she says "oh come on I bet ZARDODACK can do better than that". Which in turn totaly pisses off JOE FISHERMAN and it does not help that he hears SLASH, OBI-WAN, and ZARDODACK laughing so much that they can't breath. So JOE FISHERMAN casts a spell which makes ZARDODACK and HERO act like chikens. That makes SLASH and OBI-WAN laugh even harder and makes JOE FISHERMAN start to laugh.
ZARDODACK and HERO break out of the spell and stop trying to peck the ground like they have beaks. SLASH, OBI-WAN and JOE FISHERMAN stop laughing, but they notice that there eyes are watering up because they laughed so hard.
ZARDODACK starts to get iritated by the crowd cheering JOE FISHERMAN'S name and casts a spell that kills everyone in the crowd and laughs and then stops laughing and turns around. And then stares at JOE FISHERMAN, but JOE FISHERMAN just stares back.
Iritated by this silence SLASH says "lets get this started allready".
JOE
FISHERMAN, SLASH and OBI-WAN start to charge forwered as ZARDODACK and
HERO realiz they can't win. They choos to turn around and run.
All though JOE FISHERMAN and SLASH still had one moor surpris to show everyone.
They had trayned there speed so well that the could move so fast it would
look like they were tarnsporting themselfs
to another spot.
So SLASH and JOE FISHERMAN move as fast as they can and pop up right in front of ZARDODACK and HERO. ZARDODACK and HERO stop dead in there tracks and SLASH kicks ZARDODACK right in the nutts and ZARDODACK falls to the ground holding himself and starts to cry. Everyone starts to laugh even HERO. JOE FISHERMAN stops laughing and grabs HEROS head and bashes it right into his knee. Which makes everyone who was not on the ground in pain laugh even more.
ZARDODACK and HERO finaly gather themselvs up and start to run the other way were OBI-WAN is because they thought they had a better chance agenst OBI-WAN than they did JOE FISHERMAN and SLASH, even though they knew there chances with OBI-WAN was vary slim. SLASH points this out to JOE FISHERMAN and they poped up in front of them again and fliped them both over to OBI-WAN.
And when they landed they looked up and saw that they were laying right in front of OBI-WAN . The next thing they saw was the bottom of OBI-WAN'S shoe as he kicked them both in the face and they fiped over onto there backs.
Then everyone noticed it was geting light aut and OBI-WAN yelled to JOE FISHERMAN AND SLASH "I don't want to get stuck out side in day-light, so I'm going in".
Everyone agreed with OBI-WAN. So SLASH said "lets go in and finsh this another night".
Everyone agreed and said good by to everyone else and went home.
TO BE CONTINUEDE......